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    An aw sh*t moment wouldn't want to be this guy


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    That's a real pic too, no photoshop there, I saw It on Nat Geographic.

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    so what your telling me is that if i want a good wife i need to get a polish woman?
    *takes notes*

    and stay away from irish women
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    These make me laugh so hard!

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    ETHNIC DATA

    On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week,
    whereas a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year.

    This is upsetting news to most of my friends, as they had no idea they were Japanese.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xelosia View Post
    The lesson: Only marry the girl from Poland... With Irish girl youŽll be like him:


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    but so true...

    Always look beyond the limits...

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    : Meaningful quotes...

    "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL."

    Lynn Lavner
    "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

    Camille Paglia
    "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."

    Sharon Stone
    "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."

    Tiger Woods
    "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."

    Jack Nicholson
    “Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."

    Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady)
    "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."

    Robin Williams
    "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place"

    Billy Crystal
    "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."

    Robert Deniro
    "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"

    Dustin Hoffman
    "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked!"

    Jerry Seinfeld
    "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."

    Robin Williams
    "It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom."

    Joan Rivers
    Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy.

    Steve Martin
    You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for later in life.

    Elmo Phillips
    “Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."

    Oscar Wilde
    “It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
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    Using Nuttela as CPU thermal paste:
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    After A Singles Club Meeting....
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    They met at the singles club meeting and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other's company.

    After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner and, much to his delight, she accepted. They had a lovely evening. They dined at the most romantic restaurant in town.

    Despite his age, they ended at his place for an after-dinner drink. Things continued along a natural course and age being no inhibitor, Maude soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll in the hay. As they were basking in the glow of the magic moments they'd shared, each was lost for a time in their own thoughts.....

    Claude was thinking: "If I'd known she was a virgin, I'd have been gentler."

    Maude was thinking: "If I'd known he could still do it, I'd have taken off my pantyhose.
    "You're never to old to learn something stupid."

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    On a plane bound for New York, the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she moves to coach since she did not have a first class ticket. The blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York, and I'm not moving." Not wanting to argue with a customer, the flight attendant asked the co-pilot to speak with her.


    He went to talk with the woman asking her to please move out of the first class section. Again, the blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York, and I'm not moving."


    The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what he should do. The captain said, "I'm married to a blonde, and I know how to handle this." He went to the first class section and whispered in the blonde's ear. She immediately jumped up and ran to the coach section mumbling to herself, "Why didn't anyone just say so?"


    Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked what he said to her that finally convinced her to move from her seat.


    He said, "I told her the first class section wasn't going to New York."

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